Top 451 Funny Quotes

I think if actors don't think of themselves as funny in real life they think they can't do comedy.

I think if actors don't think of themselves as funny in real life they think they can't do comedy.

Ben Barnes

There's a rule of writing: if everything is funny, nothing is funny; if everything is sad, nothing is sad. You want that contrast.

There's a rule of writing: if everything is funny, nothing is funny; if everything is sad, nothing is sad. You want that contrast.

J. Michael Straczynski

I was born in very sorry circumstances. Both of my parents were very sorry.

I was born in very sorry circumstances. Both of my parents were very sorry.

Norman Wisdom

A rich man's joke is always funny.

A rich man's joke is always funny.

Thomas Edward Brown

I do feel like guys feel pressure to be funny with me, which is kind of annoying. It's a turn-off if someone's trying hard to be funny because it feels like they're auditioning for a comedy job or something. It doesn't feel romantic to me. I get so much comedy from my life that, from a guy, I'm more looking for something sweet or romantic.

Chelsea Peretti

A pope going through a faith crisis would be funny to see.

A pope going through a faith crisis would be funny to see.

Kyle Dunnigan

I think if they put a laugh track on 'Intervention,' it would be funny.

I think if they put a laugh track on 'Intervention,' it would be funny.

Zach Galifianakis

If my mother hadn't laughed at the funny things I did, I probably wouldn't be a comic actor. After she had her first heart attack, the doctor said, 'Try to make her laugh.' And that was the first time I tried to make anyone laugh.

Gene Wilder

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.

Mel Brooks

My parents are really funny. Laughter was a big part of my childhood. Of course, they tell a lot of bad jokes - but so do I. I tell a lot of bad jokes.

My parents are really funny. Laughter was a big part of my childhood. Of course, they tell a lot of bad jokes - but so do I. I tell a lot of bad jokes.

Cecily Strong

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