I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own. Les Dawson furniturelivesell Change image and share on social
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I. Oscar Levant blueredrose Change image and share on social
We're kind of the comic relief of this movie because most of the stories are very dark. And that's why these plays were so great, because it's such a dark, dark universe that it becomes funny because it's just too pathetic. Caroline Dhavernas comicdarkfunny share on social
Great, big, serious novels always get awards. If it's a battle between a great, big, serious novel and a funny novel, the funny novel is doomed. Neil Gaiman awardbattlebig Change image and share on social
While I was busy hating Vegas, and hiding from Vegas, a funny thing happened. I grew to love Vegas. J. R. Moehringer busyfunnygrow Change image and share on social
There's a constant flow of child actors. It's kind of funny to watch the new crew come through. I think, You poor little things. You're going to have to struggle for a long time. Tina Yothers actorchildconstant Change image and share on social
People ask 'do you make a conscious effort not to swear?' - if you're doing silly stuff you're not tempted to put swearing in. All the comics from my childhood, who were funny without swearing, were the people that influenced me. What I do is quite traditional anyway. Tim Vine childhoodcomicconscious share on social
It's funny, people don't think of 'Cloverfield' as being restrained because it's a handycam movie, but the only reason it's a handycam movie is because that was supposed to be the reality of the situation. Matt Reeves cloverfieldfunnyhandycam share on social
I'm really not that funny in real life! But I am the best audience one could find. I love to laugh. Carol Burnett audiencefindfunny Change image and share on social
I liked getting the best villain award. I thought that was funny. Stephen Dorff awardfunnythink Change image and share on social
