Getting a tattoo would probably make me cry. Calvin Trillin crymaketattoo Change image and share on social
I don't mind being interviewed on television or radio. Calvin Trillin interviewmindradio Change image and share on social
Being on a book tour is a lot easier than reporting. Calvin Trillin bookeasylot Change image and share on social
I do remember in high school I wanted to be a disc jockey. Calvin Trillin dischighjockey Change image and share on social
When it comes to Chinese food I have always operated under the policy that the less known about the preparation the better. A wise diner who is invited to visit the kitchen replies by saying, as politely as possible, that he has a pressing engagement elsewhere. Calvin Trillin chinesedinerengagement share on social
When it comes to rapacious 19th century capitalism, my family's hands are clean. Calvin Trillin 19thcapitalismcentury Change image and share on social
We all know funny people who can't get it down on the page - even funny writers who can't get it down on the page. Calvin Trillin funnypagepeople Change image and share on social
You know, I used to say, when people say, 'How do you think about what to write about in the poems every week?' And I say, 'Well, I have to turn it in on Monday, so on Sunday nights I turn the shower to iambic pentameter and it sort of works out that way.' Calvin Trillin iambicmondaynight share on social
People, not just reporters, are more interested in politics than in government, so the actual issues wouldn't be something that interested them. Calvin Trillin actualgovernmentinterest Change image and share on social
The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found. Calvin Trillin familyfindleftover Change image and share on social
