It's funny, I get a little quieter with time. I don't want to chase my tail and one day repeat myself and repeat myself and one day have kids going to college and not have memories that I should, because I was too busy doing my thing. Dave Matthews busychasecollege share on social
Before I refuse to take your questions, I have an opening statement. Ronald Reagan openquestionrefuse Change image and share on social
Her friends say she is very funny. At a family dinner, she stood to go, and the footman very properly pulled her chair away. At that moment I asked her a question and she sat down again, except there was no chair. Everyone, including the Queen, laughed and laughed. Prince Andrew askchairdinner share on social
It's funny, my kids and I live together, and I have a lot of actor friends. So my kids think everyone is on television every now and again, since everyone they know pops up here, but there's a whole rap of things they won't watch until they're 16 or 17. Dallas Roberts actorfriendfunny share on social
Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious. Peter Ustinov comedyfunnysimply Change image and share on social
I tweet from bed. I love it because it's so quick. And it's funny. But it also leaves a lot of room for error because new people don't sense the sarcasm - there's no sarcasm font. Christine Teigen bederrorfont Change image and share on social
I don't think the show would be funny to you if you didn't already have a base of information. Samantha Bee basefunnyinformation Change image and share on social
I find that very appealing: the blurring of the lines between what's funny and what's tragic. And what's ordinary and what's not - the big things in the small things. Rachel Joyce appealbigblur Change image and share on social
I make funny videos. I hate saying I'm a comedian because then people stick their finger in your face and demand you tell a joke. But the other thing people call me is 'a YouTube sensation,' which is even worse. Katie Nolan badlycallcomedian share on social
And write what you love - don't feel pressured to write serious prose if what you like is to be funny. Cassandra Clare feelfunnylove Change image and share on social
