Top 24 Quotes by Kristen Johnston

But this show reminds me that there are other aspects to me besides the fact that I'm a funny chick.

I don't consider myself a goody-goody, but I like to be perceived as classy.

May I say, if you were suddenly put into a woman's body, wouldn't you be slightly interested in your breasts, and why people look at certain parts of you, and why certain parts move like they do?

I am, uh... a 6 foot tall woman, I feel like I'm a healthy size, I'm not anorexic; and I feel that people who aren't anorexic are punished... for not being anorexic.

Onstage, I was never the ingenue.

And to be different is great. You don't want to be the same.

I want to play a Disney villainess so badly.

I literally felt like a freak, which is another aspect of the role of Sally that I relate to: total outsider.

I was voted Biggest Ham and Likeliest to Become a Celebrity.

If you love it, and work really hard at it, it will really happen, I believe. I'm living proof.