Top 24 Quotes by Kristen Johnston

May I say, if you were suddenly put into a woman's body, wouldn't you be slightly interested in your breasts, and why people look at certain parts of you, and why certain parts move like they do?

Onstage, I was never the ingenue.

I was a full foot taller than any child my age.

I want to play a Disney villainess so badly.

I was such a dork. I was too big. I was really gangly.

And to be different is great. You don't want to be the same.

I literally felt like a freak, which is another aspect of the role of Sally that I relate to: total outsider.

I'm a strong person, but I'd never resort to violence.

I was voted Biggest Ham and Likeliest to Become a Celebrity.

If you love it, and work really hard at it, it will really happen, I believe. I'm living proof.