When you do comedy, you can't please the world, although I'd like to think that most of my audiences were on my side. Don Rickles audiencecomedyside Change image and share on social
I have to have energy because I have a lot of expenses. A couple of cars, couple of dogs and a big estate. Don Rickles bigcarcouple Change image and share on social
In our day we went from - we went into saloons. We couldn't cross over like you can today, get a television series and all of a sudden you're a major movie star, you know. Don Rickles crossdaymajor Change image and share on social
Asians are nice people, but they burn a lot of shirts. Don Rickles asianburnlot Change image and share on social
You can't study comedy; it's within you. It's a personality. My humor is an attitude. Don Rickles attitudecomedyhumor Change image and share on social
No matter where you go in this world, you will always find a Jew sitting in the beach chair next to you. Don Rickles beachchairfind Change image and share on social
Some people say funny things, but I say things funny. Don Rickles funnypeoplething Change image and share on social
I have no idea what I'm going to say when I stand up to give a toast. But I do know that anything I say I find funny. Don Rickles findfunnygive Change image and share on social
Eddie Fisher married to Elizabeth Taylor is like me trying to wash the Empire State Building with a bar of soap. Don Rickles barbuildeddie Change image and share on social
The average person pushes an elevator button 6 or 7 minutes before realizing it's not working. I did a study on this, you know. Don Rickles averagebuttonelevator Change image and share on social
