In a funny way, nothing makes you feel more like a native of your own country than to live where nearly everyone is not. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes country feel funny
More than 300 million people in the world speak English and the rest, it sometimes seems, try to. Bill Bryson englishmillionpeople Change image and share on social
There are only three things that can kill a farmer: lightning, rolling over in a tractor, and old age. Bill Bryson agefarmerkill Change image and share on social
America is a great disappointment to me. As I said in one of my books, other societies create civilisations; we build shopping malls. Bill Bryson americabookbuild Change image and share on social
I think Chelsea Handler is the funniest woman. David Alan Grier chelseafunnyhandler Change image and share on social
You make your first album, you make some money, and you feel like you still have to show face, like 'I still go to the projects.' I'm like, why? Your job is to inspire people from your neighborhood to get out. You grew up there. What makes you think it's so cool? Jay-Z albumcoolface share on social
Having a Congress with a more diverse educational and professional background would serve the country well. And given the budget challenges facing America today, we might benefit from a few more cold, calculating problem solvers, and fewer courtroom impresarios. John Sununu americabackgroundbenefit share on social