Top 451 Funny Quotes

Funny is as funny does, and funny puts on a walrus mask and slowly gyrates in a mall food court. I laugh at absurdity hardest, then stories, then observations, then bearded men on roller skates.

Funny is as funny does, and funny puts on a walrus mask and slowly gyrates in a mall food court. I laugh at absurdity hardest, then stories, then observations, then bearded men on roller skates.

T. J. Miller

Don't remember me as too nice or beautiful or funny, because then you'll be disappointed.

Don't remember me as too nice or beautiful or funny, because then you'll be disappointed.

Celia Johnson

When I do comedy, it's not like I'm trying to be funny for folks; I look for the honesty in it. With James Early in 'Dreamgirls,' it was the honesty of it: it was the reality of the moment. You know, I don't know what makes me play sometimes. I really don't. I just do what I do. And that's what I did for 'Sliders,' and that's how I got the job.

Cleavant Derricks

I think with 'Chunky Rice,' it felt novel to me to give this emo twist on these funny animals.

I think with 'Chunky Rice,' it felt novel to me to give this emo twist on these funny animals.

Craig Thompson

It's funny the things the Internet likes to proclaim.

It's funny the things the Internet likes to proclaim.

Rachel McAdams

Cheech and I used to call ourselves musicians; we never called ourselves comedians. We were musicians that were funny.

Cheech and I used to call ourselves musicians; we never called ourselves comedians. We were musicians that were funny.

Tommy Chong

Funny enough, every role that I have had, I try to tone down my accent or speak with better diction.

Funny enough, every role that I have had, I try to tone down my accent or speak with better diction.

Djimon Hounsou

You have to understand the tone of the movie, because if it's supposed to be funny, it can be funny violent like the Home Alone stuff, but you have to really understand the tone of what you're doing and make the action work for that and for the character.

David R. Ellis

And there's a visceral fun in watching Team America and making it, like taking a puppet and throwing it against the wall. Because it's not CG, there's something funny about it.

And there's a visceral fun in watching Team America and making it, like taking a puppet and throwing it against the wall. Because it's not CG, there's something funny about it.

Matt Stone

It's funny, I'm very analytical in my real life, but in terms of my films, I try to not analyze them at all and let things just go into them and let them be what they are. I mean, people ask me to this day what 'The Squid and the Whale' stood for, and I have no idea except that it's an exhibit in the Natural History Museum.

Noah Baumbach

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