It's funny because everyone says you sleep when baby sleeps or you take a nap when baby takes a nap. That's true when you have one. When you have two, that is not true. Vanessa Lachey babyfunnynap Change image and share on social
Reality continues to ruin my life. Bill Watterson continuelifereality Change image and share on social
The funny thing is, I sometimes get the impression that some people outside of the field think that there's some element of security that we have in working on a theory that hasn't made any predictions that can be proven false. In a sense, we're working on something unfalsifiable. Brian Greene elementfalsefield share on social
I was walking around bored one day, and I started filming stuff with my cellphone. There are all these shows where people are trying to do these outrageous stunts, and I thought it would be funny to do all these stunts that aren't outrageous but then act like they are. Harland Williams actborecellphone share on social
We sit in a room for months trying to think of funny things. David Walliams funnymonthroom Change image and share on social
If I don't offend somebody, then I'm probably not funny. Tracy Morgan funnyoffend Change image and share on social
I've been funny my whole life. This is a gift God gave me. Tracy Morgan funnygiftgive Change image and share on social
For years, I was either referred to as a 'rubber-faced funny man' or 'the 'Men Behaving Badly' star.' Martin Clunes badlybehaveface Change image and share on social
I had just finished working on a play, and we started to talk to the 'Happy Endings' folks. There was interest from both sides, which was exciting, because I thought it was very fresh. Adam Pally's just a really funny, talented dude. I thought I'd be great to jump on and do some comedy. James Wolk adamcomedydude share on social
I'm kidding about having only a few dollars. I might have a few dollars more. James Brown dollarkid Change image and share on social
