There's only so much you can say about celebrity, obviously. Chelsea Handler celebrity Change image and share on social
Have you ever been sued by a midget? It's not fun. Chelsea Handler funmidgetsue Change image and share on social
Every time I had a book come out, I'm like, 'Is it going to be number one?' Chelsea Handler booknumbtime Change image and share on social
I have severe ADD, and I'm constantly looking to amuse myself. Chelsea Handler addamuseconstantly Change image and share on social
I cannot be Mary Hart - or even worse, Samantha Harris - and stand there with my hip out talking about Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes taking Suri to an art museum without making fun of it. Chelsea Handler artbadlycruise Change image and share on social
I like to have a home for people just to have a lot of fun. Chelsea Handler funhomelot Change image and share on social
There's a lot of pretty funny women out there. Chelsea Handler funnylotpretty Change image and share on social
I'm not friends with any of my exes, and I've never understood the appeal. Chelsea Handler appealfriendhave Change image and share on social
People ask me why I'm so hard on men. It's because they've gotten a really easy ride. And it's not that I think women should take over the world. But I do think it should be 50/50. Chelsea Handler easyhardhave Change image and share on social
My standup is observational, but it's self-observational, and it's self-deprecating, definitely. Chelsea Handler deprecateobservationalstandup Change image and share on social
