Have you ever been sued by a midget? It's not fun. Chelsea Handler funmidgetsue Change image and share on social
I like to celebrate my life. I have a life that I'm really lucky to have, and so I want to make sure every minute counts and that I go on great vacations and I share my memories with people that I love and that will make me laugh and lalalalalala. Chelsea Handler celebratecountgreat share on social
Every time I had a book come out, I'm like, 'Is it going to be number one?' Chelsea Handler booknumbtime Change image and share on social
I have severe ADD, and I'm constantly looking to amuse myself. Chelsea Handler addamuseconstantly Change image and share on social
I like to have a home for people just to have a lot of fun. Chelsea Handler funhomelot Change image and share on social
There's a lot of pretty funny women out there. Chelsea Handler funnylotpretty Change image and share on social
I'm not friends with any of my exes, and I've never understood the appeal. Chelsea Handler appealfriendhave Change image and share on social
I'm a late-night host that doesn't want to be tied down by time or television or even hosting. Chelsea Handler hostlatenight Change image and share on social
Some people have a phobia of midgets. They're, like, scared of them. I have the opposite - I see them, and I want to hold them down, cuddle them, be like, 'Come here, you little nugget. Who's your mommy now?' So cute! Chelsea Handler cuddlecutehold share on social
There's only so much you can say about celebrity, obviously. Chelsea Handler celebrity Change image and share on social
