My standup is observational, but it's self-observational, and it's self-deprecating, definitely. Chelsea Handler deprecateobservationalstandup Change image and share on social
There's only so much you can say about celebrity, obviously. Chelsea Handler celebrity Change image and share on social
Have you ever been sued by a midget? It's not fun. Chelsea Handler funmidgetsue Change image and share on social
I was the youngest of six kids, and my brothers and sisters were kind of a lot older than me. And the one sister that was, like, in a close age range - she was five years older than me. She was my closest sister in age, and she was a loser. Chelsea Handler agebrotherclose share on social
Every time I had a book come out, I'm like, 'Is it going to be number one?' Chelsea Handler booknumbtime Change image and share on social
I have severe ADD, and I'm constantly looking to amuse myself. Chelsea Handler addamuseconstantly Change image and share on social
I cannot be Mary Hart - or even worse, Samantha Harris - and stand there with my hip out talking about Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes taking Suri to an art museum without making fun of it. Chelsea Handler artbadlycruise Change image and share on social
I like to have a home for people just to have a lot of fun. Chelsea Handler funhomelot Change image and share on social
There's a lot of pretty funny women out there. Chelsea Handler funnylotpretty Change image and share on social
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are ridiculous-looking - especially her. They're so strange and charismatic and weird. It's pretty hard to take your eyes off them. Chelsea Handler angelinabradcharismatic Change image and share on social
