When you're eight years old nothing is your business. Lenny Bruce businessyear Change image and share on social
The only honest art form is laughter, comedy. You can't fake it... try to fake three laughs in an hour - ha ha ha ha ha - they'll take you away, man. You can't. Lenny Bruce artcomedyfake Change image and share on social
In the Halls of Justice the only justice is in the halls. Lenny Bruce halljustice Change image and share on social
A lot of people say to me, 'Why did you kill Christ?' I dunno, it was one of those parties, got out of hand, you know. Lenny Bruce christdunnohand Change image and share on social
The role of a comedian is to make the audience laugh, at a minimum of once every fifteen seconds. Lenny Bruce audiencecomedianfifteen Change image and share on social
Communism is like one big phone company. Lenny Bruce bigcommunismcompany Change image and share on social
Every day people are straying away from the church and going back to God. Lenny Bruce backchurchday Change image and share on social
Satire is tragedy plus time. You give it enough time, the public, the reviewers will allow you to satirize it. Which is rather ridiculous, when you think about it. Lenny Bruce givepublicreviewer Change image and share on social
