Sometimes you have to take the focus off of you and put it on someone else and it's funny what you can accomplish and how much strength you really have. Hoda Kotb accomplishfocusfunny Change image and share on social
There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full. Henry A. Kissinger crisisfullschedule Change image and share on social
If I want to knock a story off the front page, I just change my hairstyle. Hillary Clinton changefronthairstyle Change image and share on social
I don't know what I want to be when I grow up. It's funny - people ask me that, and I don't know what to tell them. Mackenzie Rosman funnygrowpeople Change image and share on social
I would love to act. I would love to do movies. If it was the right part, it would be really cool... I love funny movies. Britney Spears actcoolfunny Change image and share on social
Very often, I don't make it through moments of recording because it is genuinely funny and absolutely ridiculous that a 60-year-old grown man is making these noises. David Ogden Stiers absolutelyfunnygenuinely Change image and share on social
It's funny... you can make fun of AIDS or Haiti, but if you make fun of some starlet in Hollywood's looks? That's like the one thing... the line you are not to cross. Daniel Tosh aidcrossfun Change image and share on social
My color's not a crutch. See, funny crosses a lot of color barriers. Steve Harvey barriercolorcrosse Change image and share on social
I got to work with Rachel Dratch, and she just had such a funny, roll-with-it attitude when she would approach the stage and could turn anything into a gem. Stephnie Weir approachattitudedratch Change image and share on social
My job is mostly to entertain and be funny. Rosie O'Donnell entertainfunnyjob Change image and share on social
