Top 59 Quotes by Chris Lilley

It takes me ages to write stuff.

I don't just want to upset people and shock people by saying something really outrageous.

Like, Australians definitely don't walk around dressed up in blackface going, 'Ha-ha.'

I've done signings where elderly people will line up to get photos with me and ask me to sign things. They don't even pretend it's for their grandkids. They're like, 'No, it's for me.'

I get bored with the constant probing for the cliched tears of the clown, the dark side of the comic.

To be honest, after all the crap that happened with 'Summer Heights High,' I was like, 'I'm not going to write anything controversial or edgy ever again; I just can't handle the blame.'

I'm not a big comedy show-watcher, but I love Ricky Gervais' stuff and Sacha Baron Cohen's things. But I'm not an expert on them. I've seen them once.

I've never been a 16-year-old girl.

I find actors a little bit too self-conscious.

I have a massive guilt thing about money.