Top 451 Funny Quotes

O Lord, help me to be pure, but not yet.

O Lord, help me to be pure, but not yet.

Saint Augustine

Well, life is dark, isn't it? Mostly, it's dreadful. At the same time, death is funny too. I mean, look at the fuss we make of it.

Well, life is dark, isn't it? Mostly, it's dreadful. At the same time, death is funny too. I mean, look at the fuss we make of it.

Upamanyu Chatterjee

I awake with a not entirely sickened knowledge that I am merely young again and in a funny way at peace, an observer who is aware of time's chariot, aware that some metamorphosis has occurred.

I awake with a not entirely sickened knowledge that I am merely young again and in a funny way at peace, an observer who is aware of time's chariot, aware that some metamorphosis has occurred.

Harold Brodkey

I think it's funny to be delicate with subjects that are explosive.

I think it's funny to be delicate with subjects that are explosive.

Jerry Seinfeld

What's politically correct a lot of times is not funny.

What's politically correct a lot of times is not funny.

Denis Leary

Progress is man's ability to complicate simplicity.

Progress is man's ability to complicate simplicity.

Thor Heyerdahl

I would love to write a mystery - a romantic, funny mystery.

I would love to write a mystery - a romantic, funny mystery.

Cecelia Ahern

There are a lot of funny people and a lot of unfunny people. Some of them are women and some of them are dudes.

There are a lot of funny people and a lot of unfunny people. Some of them are women and some of them are dudes.

Lake Bell

I am a fan of all genres. My big thing is to serve the purpose of the script and what the director wants. If it's a comedy, I want to be funny; if it's action, I want to bring the action. If it's drama, I want to be the catalyst for that drama. That's the fun part; it never gets boring being an actor.

Terry Crews

Every photograph is the photographer's opinion about something. It's how they feel about something: what they think is horrible, tragic, funny.

Every photograph is the photographer's opinion about something. It's how they feel about something: what they think is horrible, tragic, funny.

Mary Ellen Mark

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