I follow the most random people on Twitter. I follow famous people like Khloe Kardashian, who surprisingly makes really funny tweets all the time. Chloe Grace Moretz famousfollowfunny Change image and share on social
I really love showing up at work at 10 A.M., trying to make it funny until 3 P.M., and then going home. It's like comedy bankers' hours. Chris Eigeman bankercomedyfunny Change image and share on social
At this point, I've really failed at a lot of things. It's nice to be able to say that, in a way. I've failed at music. I've failed at dance. And acting - there have been times when I went out and read lines to audition for acting parts. I believe that if anybody wrangled together those audition tapes, it would be pretty hysterically funny. Steve-O actauditiondance share on social
Like funny men, skilled diners are apparently perceived to have an evolutionary advantage. Dana Goodyear advantageapparentlydiner Change image and share on social
Anybody can make jokes. But unless they come from conviction, and there's truth in them, you haven't nailed it. They aren't as funny as they could be, and they don't make a point. Dan Jenkins convictionfunnyjoke Change image and share on social
I'd never been in play long enough for the flowers to die in the dressing room. Mercedes McCambridge diedressflower Change image and share on social
In a funny way, when things went wrong in my life - and it is my fault that they went wrong, it is not anyone else's fault - and all the glittering outside things were taken away, I was left with the things of most value. Kimberly Quinn faultfunnyglitter share on social
Baldwin is sort of getting to be a bit funny. I don't know what happened, but a few years ago they suddenly went bankrupt and Gibson bought the whole outfit. Since then they haven't seemed to be doing an awfully good job of providing pianos. Marian McPartland agobaldwinbankrupt share on social
I don't know if there is a gene for comedy, but my dad was a very funny man. He just didn't know it. He was a naturally funny character, and when my brother and I would laugh at things he said and did, he would say, 'What do you think is so funny?' James Belushi brothercharactercomedy share on social