It's not the hair on your head that matters. It's the kind of hair you have inside. Garry Shandling hairheadinside Change image and share on social
Which is, I'm an optimist that two people can be together to work out their conflicts. And that commitment, I think, might be what love is, because they both grow from their relationship. Garry Shandling commitmentconflictgrow Change image and share on social
I actually think I'm more of a turtle than Verne is. Where Verne is up on two legs and moving at full speed and doesn't pull his head into the shell very often, I in reality was five or ten minutes later to every recording session. Garry Shandling fullheadleg share on social
The only way I would go back to hosting would be if it were something entirely new. It would prevent me from wanting to host a standard-fare kind of talk show. Garry Shandling backfarehost Change image and share on social
Men who betray women also betray other men. Women shouldn't feel so special. Garry Shandling betrayfeelman Change image and share on social
That's what we were exploring on 'Larry Sanders' - the human qualities that have brought us to where we are now in the world: the addiction to needing more and wanting more and talking more. We were examining the labels put on success - is it successful to be on TV every day, to be famous, to have a paycheck? Garry Shandling addictionbringday share on social
I am pretty tenacious as a perfectionist in terms of getting something right. Garry Shandling perfectionistprettytenacious Change image and share on social
I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes, but it was the night the clocks are set ahead. Garry Shandling aheadclockfifteen Change image and share on social
Nice guys finish first. If you don't know that, then you don't know where the finish line is. Garry Shandling finishguyline Change image and share on social
Women need to know that not all guys are going to hurt them the way that the guy did before they started dating me. I know guys I wouldn't go out with. Garry Shandling dateguyhurt Change image and share on social