I think I identify more with the smart guy, but most people might take umbrage at that. I like to think of myself as a real thinker, but I suppose people might beg to differ. Colin Quinn begdifferguy Change image and share on social
A weird sort of awareness set in, like, 'Wow. My standup isn't just separate from everything else I do anymore.' With Twitter and Face book, everything is universal that everything everybody says gets seen. Colin Quinn anymoreawarenessbook share on social
Marie Antoinette was funny, I'm sure she was just misinterpreted. You know the 'Let them eat cake' line. She seems like she was kind of funny, like a Chelsea Handler or Kathy Griffin type. Colin Quinn antoinettecakechelsea Change image and share on social
I've been to Japan, I've been to China, I've been to Africa, I've been to the Middle East, I've been to Europe a little bit. I've never been to South America. Colin Quinn africaamericabite Change image and share on social
You can't make everybody laugh. You gotta just do what you think is funny. Just be obstreperous to everybody. Colin Quinn funnygottalaugh Change image and share on social
The mistake that people make in stand-up is thinking they're profound or they're deep when there are so many people who have more worthwhile ways of phrasing things. Colin Quinn deepmakemistake Change image and share on social
You know how it is with writing. You just write what you want to write. There's no way to predict what is good or bad. You just do what you think is funny, and either it works or you're finished. It's impossible to predict anything. Colin Quinn badfinishfunny share on social
I don't know any comedian who tailors his act to his audience. Maybe people say they do, but I can't even imagine them. Colin Quinn actaudiencecomedian Change image and share on social
I think everyone should own six guns, even though I don't own any. Colin Quinn gun Change image and share on social
I write all the time - I write poetry, I love to write. Colin Quinn lovepoetrytime Change image and share on social
