I've been to Japan, I've been to China, I've been to Africa, I've been to the Middle East, I've been to Europe a little bit. I've never been to South America. Colin Quinn africaamericabite Change image and share on social
You can't make everybody laugh. You gotta just do what you think is funny. Just be obstreperous to everybody. Colin Quinn funnygottalaugh Change image and share on social
I don't know any comedian who tailors his act to his audience. Maybe people say they do, but I can't even imagine them. Colin Quinn actaudiencecomedian Change image and share on social
I think everyone should own six guns, even though I don't own any. Colin Quinn gun Change image and share on social
I'm quietly becoming New York's premiere actor. People don't understand. They have me pigeon-holed as a comedian. Colin Quinn actorcomedianhole Change image and share on social
The mistake that people make in stand-up is thinking they're profound or they're deep when there are so many people who have more worthwhile ways of phrasing things. Colin Quinn deepmakemistake Change image and share on social
Everybody's got a different sense of humor. It's just different styles. Colin Quinn humorsensestyle Change image and share on social
You can't make money on Broadway. You make nothing. You maybe make like $1,350 a week after you pay out all the producers. Colin Quinn broadwaymakemoney Change image and share on social
I think people tend to feel odd when I do my act. Unless you are an ironic person, it's not a good place for you to be. Colin Quinn actfeelgood Change image and share on social
I write all the time - I write poetry, I love to write. Colin Quinn lovepoetrytime Change image and share on social
