I've been to Japan, I've been to China, I've been to Africa, I've been to the Middle East, I've been to Europe a little bit. I've never been to South America. Colin Quinn africaamericabite Change image and share on social
The thing that drives me crazy is when comics say 'I have low self-esteem.' No you don't. You're standing on stage asking people to pay. You don't play an instrument. You want people to pay to hear what's in your mind. You don't have low self-esteem. You might have other problems. Colin Quinn comiccrazydrive share on social
Everybody says before reviews come out, 'Oh, reviews don't matter,' just in case they're bad; everyone want to brace themselves. Colin Quinn badbracecase Change image and share on social
I don't know any comedian who tailors his act to his audience. Maybe people say they do, but I can't even imagine them. Colin Quinn actaudiencecomedian Change image and share on social
I think everyone should own six guns, even though I don't own any. Colin Quinn gun Change image and share on social
I'm quietly becoming New York's premiere actor. People don't understand. They have me pigeon-holed as a comedian. Colin Quinn actorcomedianhole Change image and share on social
He is very dry but also very funny... I think people tend to feel odd when I do my act. Unless you are an ironic person, it's not a good place for you to be. Colin Quinn actfeelfunny Change image and share on social
The mistake that people make in stand-up is thinking they're profound or they're deep when there are so many people who have more worthwhile ways of phrasing things. Colin Quinn deepmakemistake Change image and share on social
You can't make everybody laugh. You gotta just do what you think is funny. Just be obstreperous to everybody. Colin Quinn funnygottalaugh Change image and share on social
I write all the time - I write poetry, I love to write. Colin Quinn lovepoetrytime Change image and share on social
