Top 166 Quotes by Jo Brand

I'd love to live in Kent but it's all a question of work.

I still get blokes who say, 'Oh you hate men, don't you?' And I say, 'No, I just hate you.' I really love doing that, just to see the look on their faces.

I cannot abide anyone treating another human being like a piece of dirt, whatever the context.

I buy smoked mackerel in a vain attempt at being healthy. I do actually really like it, and you don't have to cook it, which is handy.

When I was at school you got an overall general education on many things, even just basic facts.

I have a utilitarian approach to dressing; as long as I quite like it and it covers me up, I don't care what it is.

I was really, because I thought it was extremely excruciating when I watched a tape of it, that my husband taped for me and I never watched it again after that.

I'm not really a churchy person, although I do think Jesus was a good bloke.

I like to read my diary occasionally to remind myself what a miserable, alienated old sod I used to be.

I like to shock people.