Life is funny, and a lot of times, the people that I've met have really gone past anything that I've ever dreamed of, so I'm really grateful. My friendships really go from the West to the East. You'd be amazed at some of the people I call friends. BeBe Winans amazecalldream share on social
It's funny; recently I've started to notice people's impersonations of me, and it's basically like a hyperactive child. Dave Grohl basicallychildfunny Change image and share on social
A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours. Milton Berle committeegrouphour Change image and share on social
You amaze me. You're 229 years old and that's what you think is funny. Max Wright amazefunnyyear Change image and share on social
Communism is like one big phone company. Lenny Bruce bigcommunismcompany Change image and share on social
The kind of funny irony is that a lot of people talk about ethical meat eating as if it's a way to care about things, but also not to alienate yourself from the rest of the world. But it's so much more alienating than vegetarianism. Jonathan Safran Foer alienatecareeat share on social
Everybody wants to say females aren't as funny as men. That's not true. You just don't see as many because it takes a lot to do this occupation. Loni Love femalefunnylot Change image and share on social
It's funny because I've resisted acting as a career for most of my life. But both my parents told me if I ever want to direct, I should act first because no director should direct until they know what it's like to be in the actor's shoes. Dylan Penn actactorcareer share on social
Dad was the first man I fell in love with. He was a very funny man. He grew up in the East End of London and was very dynamic, and I understood why my mother fell in love with him. Patsy Kensit daddynamiceast Change image and share on social
If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner. Tallulah Bankhead lifelivemake Change image and share on social
