My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. Mitch Hedberg pretend water die Change image and share on social
Comediennes are the lucky ones, because if you're funny, you can be 125 years old and they will still accept you. Joan Rivers accept comedienne funny Change image and share on social
I think anyone who's perfectly happy isn't particularly funny. Joan Rivers happy perfectly funny Change image and share on social
Carol Burnett, who played Miss Hannigan in 'Annie', is as funny as it gets. Katherine Parkinson annie funny mis Change image and share on social
The reason I'm writing funny books is that I wish there were more. Christopher Moore book reason funny Change image and share on social
I really don't know what makes a comedian. I think it's a family background and environment. Yet if you put the same ingredients in another person, he may never utter a funny line. Bob Newhart environment put funny Change image and share on social
Any misfortune that happens to another person is funny. If it happens to someone else and not me, it's very funny. Gilbert Gottfried funny misfortune person Change image and share on social
It's funny that a lot of the fans of 'Angel' have come over and hung out with me on 'Leverage.' I was so fortunate to have been on that show. It created one of the best fan groups ever. I just have the best fans in the world. Christian Kane world group fan share on social
The kind of funny irony is that a lot of people talk about ethical meat eating as if it's a way to care about things, but also not to alienate yourself from the rest of the world. But it's so much more alienating than vegetarianism. Jonathan Safran Foer talk people meat share on social
