You know, Lincoln was funny. I don't think F.D.R. was very funny. But Lincoln was funny. Lincoln was really funny. But I think you should get elected first, and then show that you're funny. Al Franken electfunnylincoln Change image and share on social
It's funny when you're a kid how you can acclimate to almost anything. Adam Carolla acclimatefunnykid Change image and share on social
I didn't understand key signatures or anything, you know. I'd say silly things at the top of a trumpet part like, 'Note, when you play B naturals, make the B naturals a half step lower because they sound funny if they're B naturals.' And some guy said: 'Idiot, just put a flat on the third line and it's a key signature, you know?' Quincy Jones flatfunnyguy share on social
It's not hard for me to be funny in front of people, but most of that is just horrified nerves taking the form of what makes people laugh, and afterwards I'd always feel dreadfully depressed, kind of self-induced bi-polar disorder. Lynda Barry depressdisorderdreadfully share on social
I need to be cheered up a lot. I think funny people are people who need to be cheered up. Lynda Barry cheerfunnylot Change image and share on social
I listen like mad to any conversation taking place next to me just trying to hear why this is funny. Women's restrooms are especially great. I wash my hands twice waiting for people to come in and start talking. Lynda Barry conversationfunnygreat share on social
I just knew that I was funny, and I knew that it was just a matter of time. I didn't know what was going to actually happen - this is definitely way bigger than I thought - but I knew there was no way I was going to be that funny, and nobody was going to notice it. Leslie Jones bigfunnyhappen share on social
If you're OK with being clumsy, it's funny. But if you are super embarrassed, people are going to laugh at you. Leo Howard clumsyembarrassfunny Change image and share on social
What is funny is when you do a futuristic movie, you immediately get to be fashionable because you're creating something that doesn't exist. Olivier Theyskens createexistfashionable Change image and share on social
Now when I see something beautiful or funny or sweet, sometimes I reach for my camera, but other times I think, 'I need to let this moment exist. I don't have to capture everything. I just want to experience it.' Leelee Sobieski beautifulcameracapture share on social