Top 53 Quotes by Loni Love

About Loni Love

These are some quotes by American author Loni Love Comedian, who was born on July 12, 1971.

Miss Britney Spears took a dude that was already with a girl that had babies. And sometimes when you do that kind of stuff and take a dude, that's called karma.

Miss Britney Spears took a dude that was already with a girl that had babies. And sometimes when you do that kind of stuff and take a dude, that's called karma.

Loni Love

When we heard that little dial-up sound, that eeeeee, and then you connected, and you then go and you check your mail and you get that 'you got mail,' you were excited. I mean, that was the thing.

When we heard that little dial-up sound, that eeeeee, and then you connected, and you then go and you check your mail and you get that 'you got mail,' you were excited. I mean, that was the thing.

Loni Love

I'm fat, and I support fat celebrities, like Oprah.

I'm fat, and I support fat celebrities, like Oprah.

Loni Love

I don't want to get married - I've been there and done that. So I know what I'm talking about when I say that. And for everybody has a different path - find out your path! And if you want to do it, don't let people make you feel inadequate because you wanted to do something that's different.

Loni Love

It's been a long haul. It may seem to some people that have never heard of me, 'Oh she just popped up on the scene,' but I've been working on this for some time.

It's been a long haul. It may seem to some people that have never heard of me, 'Oh she just popped up on the scene,' but I've been working on this for some time.

Loni Love

You men make up these rules, and now you get mad because I'm telling you what a real woman wants. She wants you to treat her like a lady if you want her to sit up there and put on all the lingerie!

You men make up these rules, and now you get mad because I'm telling you what a real woman wants. She wants you to treat her like a lady if you want her to sit up there and put on all the lingerie!

Loni Love

When you're a plus-sized girl, belts are your best friends. I also love bright colors and skirts, to show my pretty knees.

When you're a plus-sized girl, belts are your best friends. I also love bright colors and skirts, to show my pretty knees.

Loni Love

I tend to be everybody's best friend, and it kind of goes over into my comedy.

I tend to be everybody's best friend, and it kind of goes over into my comedy.

Loni Love

What helped was that my mother, even though we didn't have a lot of money... allowed me to take part in the Girl Scouts.

What helped was that my mother, even though we didn't have a lot of money... allowed me to take part in the Girl Scouts.

Loni Love

I love being a regular on 'Chelsea Lately!'

I love being a regular on 'Chelsea Lately!'

Loni Love

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