Top 53 Quotes by Loni Love

Miss Britney Spears took a dude that was already with a girl that had babies. And sometimes when you do that kind of stuff and take a dude, that's called karma.

When we heard that little dial-up sound, that eeeeee, and then you connected, and you then go and you check your mail and you get that 'you got mail,' you were excited. I mean, that was the thing.

Seriously, I love my gays. They accept me, and I accept them. Imperfections and all, we accept each other.

People are getting picked up off the street and getting a show, and it's because we're not using the people that are trying to be entertainers - use more of them.

I'm fat, and I support fat celebrities, like Oprah.

You men make up these rules, and now you get mad because I'm telling you what a real woman wants. She wants you to treat her like a lady if you want her to sit up there and put on all the lingerie!

I tend to be everybody's best friend, and it kind of goes over into my comedy.

What helped was that my mother, even though we didn't have a lot of money... allowed me to take part in the Girl Scouts.

People say they get a warmness from me.

I love being a regular on 'Chelsea Lately!'