Top 451 Funny Quotes

Very often, I don't make it through moments of recording because it is genuinely funny and absolutely ridiculous that a 60-year-old grown man is making these noises.

Very often, I don't make it through moments of recording because it is genuinely funny and absolutely ridiculous that a 60-year-old grown man is making these noises.

David Ogden Stiers

I see fighters make funny videos about me and stick them on Facebook and get 20 likes. When I make a video, I sell it to Fox and make seven figures. That's the difference.

I see fighters make funny videos about me and stick them on Facebook and get 20 likes. When I make a video, I sell it to Fox and make seven figures. That's the difference.

Conor McGregor

It's funny that until I actually met my husband, I never thought I'd get married.

It's funny that until I actually met my husband, I never thought I'd get married.

Regina King

It was hard doing scenes with Bobby Cannavale because I would break up laughing because he's so funny.

It was hard doing scenes with Bobby Cannavale because I would break up laughing because he's so funny.

Peter Dinklage

That is not all I need. I need dogs. A house filled with dogs and a smart, funny, kind, loving girlfriend or wife.

That is not all I need. I need dogs. A house filled with dogs and a smart, funny, kind, loving girlfriend or wife.

Moby

I got to work with Rachel Dratch, and she just had such a funny, roll-with-it attitude when she would approach the stage and could turn anything into a gem.

I got to work with Rachel Dratch, and she just had such a funny, roll-with-it attitude when she would approach the stage and could turn anything into a gem.

Stephnie Weir

My job is mostly to entertain and be funny.

My job is mostly to entertain and be funny.

Rosie O'Donnell

It is really funny to see people that you know acting unpleasantly just because there are TV cameras on.

It is really funny to see people that you know acting unpleasantly just because there are TV cameras on.

Penn Jillette

Sometimes, comics will make the observation that it's not jokes that are funny, it's characters that are funny. And isn't that true! That's why I always kill jokes. I'm terrible at them, because I get the joke right, but I can't get the character right, and it just goes down like a lead balloon.

David Mitchell

I love Felicity Jones. It was funny because I went to go see the 'Rogue One' set, and I was like, 'Oh my God, I love you.' And she's so tiny, and elegant, and she's just so small. Everyone's so much smaller than they seem.

Daisy Ridley

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