Some people expect me to be funny all the time, and I'm not necessarily funny all the time. Denis Leary expectfunnynecessarily Change image and share on social
I would talk in iambic pentameter if it were easier. Howard Nemerov easyiambicpentamete Change image and share on social
I don't think I've ever written a poem whose intention was just to be funny. I've written poems that start out funny and often shift into something more serious. Billy Collins funnyhaveintention Change image and share on social
I saw 28 Days. I don't remember rehab being like a day camp or being that funny. Rehab is a dumping ground. It's a big landfill. Charlie Sheen bigcampday Change image and share on social
To open the majority of peoples' minds to something new is difficult. I always think that, as long as it's funny underneath, then you can argue that a teaspoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down. Jason Gann arguedifficultfunny Change image and share on social
It's funny, one of my most solid carpet moments happened in the very beginning, before I started thinking that I needed all these other people to do my hair and makeup, and pick out my clothes. I wore a cheetah sweater and a red hat, and it's one of my favorite looks, even still. Dawn Olivieri begincarpetcheetah share on social
The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. Dave Barry blockbuildfire Change image and share on social
You have to discover when you're inadequate to be funny and you don't know you're inadequate when you're a kid. Larry David discoverfunnyinadequate Change image and share on social
