Top 451 Funny Quotes

I'll think of the idea and then I'll write something down, then within that there will be a joke or two which is the original thing which I thought was funny.

I'll think of the idea and then I'll write something down, then within that there will be a joke or two which is the original thing which I thought was funny.

David Cross

And there's a visceral fun in watching Team America and making it, like taking a puppet and throwing it against the wall. Because it's not CG, there's something funny about it.

And there's a visceral fun in watching Team America and making it, like taking a puppet and throwing it against the wall. Because it's not CG, there's something funny about it.

Matt Stone

To go from working with a group of people in a sketch-comedy show on a small network, where it was all about just creating funny stuff, to being on a network show, and the pressures of that, and getting to know the new people who were involved in it. There was a learning curve for me. But it was an education.

Ken Marino

I really wanted to find a piano for the farm house. There were so many free pianos on Craigslist, I thought, 'Let's get as many free pianos as we can and stick them all in the barn.' I got eight in a short period of time, only six of which were tunable, but it's still quite funny.

Neko Case

I think back to some of the things Harry said and some of the things I said trying to be funny. If I said them now, it would be on the front page of every newspaper in the country.

I think back to some of the things Harry said and some of the things I said trying to be funny. If I said them now, it would be on the front page of every newspaper in the country.

Jack Buck

I'd rather not have a moment when I'm known for my looks; being funny and interesting lasts longer.

I'd rather not have a moment when I'm known for my looks; being funny and interesting lasts longer.

Kelly Ripa

I'm so unprofessional on set it's not even funny.

I'm so unprofessional on set it's not even funny.

Katharine McPhee

I never like to be the same, whether it be comedy or drama, funny or serious.

I never like to be the same, whether it be comedy or drama, funny or serious.

Faith Prince

I was voted funniest person in my middle-school yearbook. So I guess I was funny in middle school?

I was voted funniest person in my middle-school yearbook. So I guess I was funny in middle school?

Cecily Strong

Since the 1980s, I've been known more for my TV work, I used to host 'Live at Jongleurs' and of course 'Grumpy Old Men,' and so it's really all come from there. It's been a funny career really, there are people that know me now as a TV person, a comedian, an interviewer - I've had people genuinely gobsmacked to find out I am a musician.

Rick Wakeman

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