If you have a big enough dictionary, just about everything is a word. Dave Barry bigdictionaryword Change image and share on social
Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. Dave Barry badbeerchemical Change image and share on social
Don't you wish you had a job like mine? All you have to do is think up a certain number of words! Plus, you can repeat words! And they don't even have to be true! Dave Barry jobminenumb Change image and share on social
Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear. Dave Barry arisebarkcar Change image and share on social
Snowboarding is an activity that is very popular with people who do not feel that regular skiing is lethal enough. Dave Barry activityfeellethal Change image and share on social
It was Public Art, defined as art that is purchased by experts who are not spending their own personal money. Dave Barry artdefineexpert Change image and share on social
The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates. Dave Barry deathfallfashion Change image and share on social
The information encoded in your DNA determines your unique biological characteristics, such as sex, eye color, age and Social Security number. Dave Barry agebiologicalcharacteristic Change image and share on social
'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'. Dave Barry bagcrawlescargot Change image and share on social
Eugene is located in western Oregon, approximately 278 billion miles from anything. Dave Barry approximatelybillioneugene Change image and share on social