The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot. Dave Barry computeridiotprofessional Change image and share on social
If you have a big enough dictionary, just about everything is a word. Dave Barry bigdictionaryword Change image and share on social
Bill Gates is a very rich man today... and do you want to know why? The answer is one word: versions. Dave Barry answerbillgate Change image and share on social
If you were to open up a baby's head - and I am not for a moment suggesting that you should - you would find nothing but an enormous drool gland. Dave Barry babydroolenormous Change image and share on social
Newspaper readership is declining like crazy. In fact, there's a good chance that nobody is reading my column. Dave Barry chancecolumncrazy Change image and share on social
It was Public Art, defined as art that is purchased by experts who are not spending their own personal money. Dave Barry artdefineexpert Change image and share on social
It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate. Dave Barry absorbbodycholesterol Change image and share on social
Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business. Dave Barry businesscampmotel Change image and share on social
I believe that we parents must encourage our children to become educated, so they can get into a good college that we cannot afford. Dave Barry affordchildcollege Change image and share on social
Snowboarding is an activity that is very popular with people who do not feel that regular skiing is lethal enough. Dave Barry activityfeellethal Change image and share on social
