If you have a big enough dictionary, just about everything is a word. Dave Barry bigdictionaryword Change image and share on social
Snowboarding is an activity that is very popular with people who do not feel that regular skiing is lethal enough. Dave Barry activityfeellethal Change image and share on social
The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates. Dave Barry deathfallfashion Change image and share on social
It was Public Art, defined as art that is purchased by experts who are not spending their own personal money. Dave Barry artdefineexpert Change image and share on social
The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot. Dave Barry computeridiotprofessional Change image and share on social
It always rains on tents. Rainstorms will travel thousands of miles, against prevailing winds for the opportunity to rain on a tent. Dave Barry mileopportunityprevail Change image and share on social
'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'. Dave Barry bagcrawlescargot Change image and share on social
For me, the worst part of playing golf, by far, has always been hitting the ball. Dave Barry badballgolf Change image and share on social
Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling. Dave Barry cakechewcoffee Change image and share on social
Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. Dave Barry circumstancelaxativenight Change image and share on social
