When I was living in New York and didn't have a penny to my name, I would walk around the streets and occasionally I would see an alcove or something. And I'd think, that'll be good, that'll be a good spot for me when I'm homeless. Larry David alcovegoodhomeless share on social
Hear the birds? Sometimes I like to pretend that I'm deaf and I try to imagine what it's like not to be able to hear them. It's not that bad. Larry David badbirddeaf Change image and share on social
I wanted to make a living, but I really was not interested in money at all. I was interested in being a great comedian. Larry David comediangreatinterest Change image and share on social
It has to do - I think - with growing up in an apartment, with my aunt and my cousins right next door to me, with the door open, with neighbors walking in and out, with people yelling at each other all the time. Larry David apartmentauntcousin share on social
Woody Allen likes to do a lot of master shots. He likes to get the whole thing in one take, and so you could be going along doing a scene, and then the next to last line, all of a sudden, you stumble, and you have to go back to first base. Larry David allenbackbase share on social
I gave a funny speech at my wife's birthday party, and I'm thinking, 'Hey, I've still got it.' Larry David birthdayfunnygive Change image and share on social
Well, after the divorce, I went home and turned all the lights on! Larry David divorcehomelight Change image and share on social
No, I am a crier and if people ever saw me privately they would be shocked at what a bowl of mush I am underneath it all. Larry David bowlcriermush Change image and share on social
I was very fortunate to hook up with Jerry in the first place. The network was already committed to doing something with him, so I skipped a couple of hundred steps right there. Larry David commitcouplefortunate Change image and share on social
I don't like to be out of my comfort zone, which is about a half an inch wide. Larry David comforthalfinch Change image and share on social
