If I tried to flirt with a woman and she didn't know who I was, she would run away. Larry David flirtrunwoman Change image and share on social
Whenever something good happens to me, it's usually followed by something terrible. Larry David goodterrible Change image and share on social
All of a sudden I discovered that I'm allergic to caviar. It was the perfect metaphor for my life. When I was only able to afford bad caviar, I could certainly eat my fill of it. Larry David affordallergicbad Change image and share on social
You have to discover when you're inadequate to be funny and you don't know you're inadequate when you're a kid. Larry David discoverfunnyinadequate Change image and share on social
I'm not interested in closure. Some people just have heart attacks and die, right? There's no closure. Larry David attackclosuredie Change image and share on social
If you tell the truth about how you're feeling, it becomes funny. Larry David feltfunnytruth Change image and share on social
It's not every day that you get to be affectionate around something, it just doesn't happen that often. Larry David affectionatedayhappen Change image and share on social
Hey, I may loathe myself, but it has nothing to do with the fact that I'm Jewish. Larry David factheyjewish Change image and share on social
