Most things I get hired on, I get hired because I improvise something funny, or they just think I look weird. T. J. Miller funnyhireimprovise Change image and share on social
And at the time, it is funny how you can look at something and say, for example with my shoulder injury, when it first happened I said this is the worst thing that could happen to me. Why me, why now? Now I look back and say it was probably the best thing that happened to me. Drew Brees backbadfunny share on social
When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick. George Burns boydeadsea Change image and share on social
I spent a year in that town, one Sunday. George Burns spendsundaytown Change image and share on social
Funny, how moms can tell you what to do no matter how old or big you are. Gabrielle Reece bigfunnymatter Change image and share on social
My job is summer camp. I come and talk and try to make a TV show funny. Danny Masterson campfunnyjob Change image and share on social
The funny thing about war is that people feel you need to be morally outraged. I feel morally outraged about it, and I've been doing it for long enough to feel morally outraged, because I have been in massacre scenes in West Africa, and I've been doing this for a long time now. Tim Hetherington africafeelfunny share on social
They'll say, That's funny, but you can't do that on TV. Shawn Wayans funnywill Change image and share on social
When you're from a boring town, you have to find things to do. It's funny: I always knew I wanted to make music, so I was always kind of ahead of my peers. I had an MP3 player by the time I was in the fourth grade. Shamir aheadborefind share on social
