I can't be funny if my feet don't feel right. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes feel foot funny
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place. Billy Crystal manplacereason Change image and share on social
I'd like to think there is a Heaven, and it starts from the happiest day in your life. Billy Crystal dayhappyheaven Change image and share on social
A laugh is a weird sound, and when you get a couple thousand people making it at once, it's really strange. But when I can feel proud of myself for causing it, it's great. Billy Crystal causecouplefeel Change image and share on social
From a good lie in the middle of a fairway bunker, I'll make the same swing as I do from an average fairway lie. I'll dig my feet in slightly and keep my lower body stable so I won't slip, but I don't change my club selection or setup. It's only when the ball is sitting down in the sand that I'll make some modifications. Ernie Els averageballbody share on social
I think Chelsea Handler is the funniest woman. David Alan Grier chelseafunnyhandler Change image and share on social
You make your first album, you make some money, and you feel like you still have to show face, like 'I still go to the projects.' I'm like, why? Your job is to inspire people from your neighborhood to get out. You grew up there. What makes you think it's so cool? Jay-Z albumcoolface share on social