I would love to be more specific, but really, any type of bird is the funniest animal. They have to move awkwardly when walking. They have beady eyes; they are very suspicious. They can't do anything right. They have no hands, which is inherently funny. Kurt Braunohler animalawkwardlybeady share on social
When I was a kid, I never did funny things to get attention. I was never a funny person. I was never, like, 'Oh, wow. I could say this some day on stage.' Steven Wright attentiondayfunny Change image and share on social
My whole family can talk. They are all car salesmen. They are all funny. P. J. O'Rourke carfamilyfunny Change image and share on social
Don't send funny greeting cards on birthdays or at Christmas. Save them for funerals, when their cheery effect is needed. P. J. O'Rourke birthdaycardcheery Change image and share on social
As I get older, all sorts of things become less funny. Once one has children, any cruelty involving children becomes far less amusing than when one was at the mercy of one's friends' and relatives' children. P. J. O'Rourke amusechildcruelty share on social
I like cartoons. I like 'Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends.' It's funny! It has things that kids wouldn't get. It's like, if you're mature, you get it. I like that and 'The Fairly OddParents.' David Archuleta cartoonfairlyfoster Change image and share on social
I had seen movies before that that had made me laugh, but I had never seen anything even remotely close to as funny as Richard Pryor was, just standing there talking. Joe Rogan closefunnylaugh Change image and share on social
It's really easy to be funny. You get a lot of funny people in a room, the show is funny. Jill Soloway easyfunnylot Change image and share on social
My mum taught me always to see the funny side of things. Michelle Dockery funnymumside Change image and share on social
There just is not one person in my family who is not funny. Michael Keaton familyfunnyperson Change image and share on social
