Children are the most honest critics. They will say 'You're funny', but also 'You're pathetic - go away.' Dylan Moran childcriticfunny Change image and share on social
I'm doing a pilot for Comedy Central with the band Steel Panther. They're faux heavy metal. They started as kind of a tribute band out here, or a cover band, and they're funny guys, and they just sort of morphed into their own thing. Brian Posehn bandcentralcomedy share on social
What after all, is a halo? It's only one more thing to keep clean. Christopher Fry cleanhalothing Change image and share on social
I always feel a little funny being in front of a lot of people trying to show them my approach to the ukulele, but I do enjoy it. I do get a little more nervous doing workshops rather than performing. Jake Shimabukuro approachenjoyfeel Change image and share on social
I listened to this interview once with Jerry Seinfeld that really influenced my comedy and all of my writing, which is that when you're starting out in comedy, it's the audience that tells you what's funny about you. And you need to listen to that and make a note of that. Mike Birbiglia audiencecomedyfunny share on social
When I was a kid, there was no distinction between a movie about old people or young people. It was either funny or not. It was either entertaining or not. It was either exciting or not. It was either thrilling or not. Joseph Bologna distinctionentertainexcit share on social
I can't even look at daily comic strips. And I hate sitcoms because they don't seem like real people to me: they're props that often say horrible things to each other, which I don't find funny. I have to feel like they're real people. Roz Chast comicdailyfeel share on social
I've experienced plenty of times when something I think is funny doesn't do very well. And there are times when something I don't think is funny makes the audience laugh so hard. Carrot Top audienceexperiencefunny Change image and share on social
I was the class clown at school, but at home, my family wasn't very funny. Carrot Top classclownfamily Change image and share on social
The conundrum that I face on a daily basis is that I have two sons who have grown up watching 'The Simpsons,' so they know exactly what buttons to push. They know how Bart irritates Homer, and they use these lines against me to tell me that I'm not funny anymore. Matt Groening anymorebartbasis share on social