I don't necessarily like wearing lipstick; I just think it's funny to do. I think the darker the better, but it's whatever my girlfriend Kiera has in her purse. Mac DeMarco darkfunnygirlfriend Change image and share on social
I'd be hard-pressed to think of anybody who's made me laugh, who's funny, but who's also relentlessly positive. Dylan Moran funnyhardlaugh Change image and share on social
If I want to knock a story off the front page, I just change my hairstyle. Hillary Clinton changefronthairstyle Change image and share on social
He looked about as inconspicuous as a tarantula on a slice of angel food. Raymond Chandler angelfoodinconspicuous Change image and share on social
California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange. Fred Allen californiafinehappen Change image and share on social
Because I grew up with women, I have a certain amount of charm, and I'm all right to get on with, kind enough, funny enough, blah blah blah. James Nesbitt amountblahcharm Change image and share on social
He was like a cock who thought the sun had risen to hear him crow. George Eliot cockcrowhear Change image and share on social
When I was born I owed twelve dollars. George S. Kaufman beardollarowe Change image and share on social
For a culture that has such a problem with death, we seem to deal with it in a quite bizarre way. We see people shot, killed and blown up, and we find it funny and sexy and all those things. But, the reality of it is that every day people die, and people are really sad and they grieve and they go through a really difficult process with it. Michael Sheen bizarreblowculture share on social
A lot of stand-up comedians are actually very insecure, and they come on slightly battling the audience. They want to be the superior person in the room, sneering at the world. That can be very funny. But to me, what's more interesting is that the world is on my shoulders, and it's pushing me down. Stephen Merchant audiencebattlecomedian share on social