The kind of doctor I want is one who when he's not examining me is home studying medicine. George S. Kaufman doctorexaminehome Change image and share on social
Epitaph for a dead waiter - God finally caught his eye. George S. Kaufman catchdeadepitaph Change image and share on social
When I invite a woman to dinner, I expect her to look at my face. That's the price she has to pay. George S. Kaufman dinnerexpectface Change image and share on social
I understand your new play is full of single entendres. George S. Kaufman entendrefullplay Change image and share on social
When I was born I owed twelve dollars. George S. Kaufman beardollarowe Change image and share on social
Satire is what closes on Saturday night. George S. Kaufman closenightsatire Change image and share on social
I like terra firma; the more firma, the less terra. George S. Kaufman firmaterra Change image and share on social
Office hours are from 12 to 1 with an hour off for lunch. George S. Kaufman hourlunchoffice Change image and share on social
At dramatic rehearsals, the only author that's better than an absent one is a dead one. George S. Kaufman absentauthordead Change image and share on social
