The kind of doctor I want is one who when he's not examining me is home studying medicine. George S. Kaufman doctorexaminehome Change image and share on social
Epitaph for a dead waiter - God finally caught his eye. George S. Kaufman catchdeadepitaph Change image and share on social
When I was born I owed twelve dollars. George S. Kaufman beardollarowe Change image and share on social
At dramatic rehearsals, the only author that's better than an absent one is a dead one. George S. Kaufman absentauthordead Change image and share on social
Office hours are from 12 to 1 with an hour off for lunch. George S. Kaufman hourlunchoffice Change image and share on social
Satire is what closes on Saturday night. George S. Kaufman closenightsatire Change image and share on social
When I invite a woman to dinner, I expect her to look at my face. That's the price she has to pay. George S. Kaufman dinnerexpectface Change image and share on social
I like terra firma; the more firma, the less terra. George S. Kaufman firmaterra Change image and share on social
I understand your new play is full of single entendres. George S. Kaufman entendrefullplay Change image and share on social
