Top 90 Quotes by Dylan Moran

About Dylan Moran

These are some quotes by Irish author Dylan Moran Comedian, who was born on November 3, 1971.

I get a phone call once every 18 months from some mad person who wants me to do something for less than no money and they give me about a week's notice. That's my film career, most of the time.

I get a phone call once every 18 months from some mad person who wants me to do something for less than no money and they give me about a week's notice. That's my film career, most of the time.

Dylan Moran

The characters can't be wittier than people are in real life. They have to be character witty.

The characters can't be wittier than people are in real life. They have to be character witty.

Dylan Moran

It probably says something really clinically terrible about my character that I need to get up on a stage and go 'Ra ra ra' in front of people.

It probably says something really clinically terrible about my character that I need to get up on a stage and go 'Ra ra ra' in front of people.

Dylan Moran

I think a lot of the time you just parody yourself.

I think a lot of the time you just parody yourself.

Dylan Moran

I was lucky in the sense that I was never blessed with an overly reflective nature.

I was lucky in the sense that I was never blessed with an overly reflective nature.

Dylan Moran

Children are the most honest critics. They will say 'You're funny', but also 'You're pathetic - go away.'

Children are the most honest critics. They will say 'You're funny', but also 'You're pathetic - go away.'

Dylan Moran

My drive to put myself on the line comes from boredom. From that feeling when you go to bed and think, 'What did I do today?' It doesn't have to be something monumental, just a feeling that you really tried to look at something, or look into something.

Dylan Moran

You have to assume that you're talking to the most intelligent, tuned-in audience you could ever get. That's the way you're going to get the best out of people. Whether they know you or not shouldn't matter for comedy. They should get to know you pretty quickly. and they should be having a good time pretty quickly.

Dylan Moran

I'd be hard-pressed to think of anybody who's made me laugh, who's funny, but who's also relentlessly positive.

I'd be hard-pressed to think of anybody who's made me laugh, who's funny, but who's also relentlessly positive.

Dylan Moran

I never thought I want to do anything, really, except not go to work properly and turn up at the same place every day and eat sandwiches in the same canteen, if I can possibly help it, as I don't think I'd be very good at it.

Dylan Moran

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