Twitter's a funny one. I mean, it's good in some respects, but I can't stand it in other respects. You know there are too many opinions, people get opinions mixed up, and people get being rude mixed up with 'that's my opinion.' Dionne Bromfield funnygoodmix share on social
Why does everyone think the future is space helmets, silver foil, and talking like computers, like a bad episode of Star Trek? Tracey Ullman badcomputerepisode Change image and share on social
I don't think the public is dying to see me necessarily be funny all the time. Ben Stiller diefunnynecessarily Change image and share on social
Success is always less funny than failure. Jon Ronson failurefunnysuccess Change image and share on social
Chris Elliott could read the phonebook and he's funny. Seth MacFarlane chriselliottfunny Change image and share on social
Some of those more out-there jokes were written in the wee hours of the morning. Somehow, they remained funny the next day. Seth MacFarlane dayfunnyhour Change image and share on social
There's nothing I dislike more than being in a photo shoot where they say, 'Be yourself.' That's not why I became an actress. That's what I find so funny: that you become an actor, and all of a sudden, everyone wants to know about you. But I didn't become an actor so I could show you me. Margot Robbie actoractressdislike share on social
It's my mission to get the New Zealand accent into a Hollywood show. I'm proud of the way we talk, and I'm here to represent it. Kiwis are everywhere: they're in every city of the world. I've checked. We have a voice... it's a bit of a funny one at times, but it's one that I want to promote. Rhys Darby accentbitecheck share on social
Every man's dream is to be able to sink into the arms of a woman without also falling into her hands. Jerry Lewis armdreamfall Change image and share on social
I've always had a penchant for dialects. I remember getting detention and being told, 'Have a think about where doing these funny voices might get you someday.' Nolan North detentiondialectfunny Change image and share on social