Defy your own group. Rebel against yourself. Cathy Guisewite defygrouprebel Change image and share on social
I had spent many years before I was 31 hearing people tell me, Oh Man, you're so funny, you need to be in television. But that and a quarter won't get you on a bus. Chi McBride busfunnyhear Change image and share on social
A lot of female comedians will go up there in a sweatshirt and Converses, trying to dress themselves down, because it is sort of a boy's club. I'll go up in my heels. I like that people don't think I'll be funny. I'll take that on. I don't do standup comedy - I do standup and I do comedy, but I don't go up there and do jokes. Carly Craig boyclubcomedian share on social
Is everything funny? For me, yes. There's a positive to every negative. Even my divorce? For me, yes. If you go back and look at it, why it happened or how it happened, there's something in there that'll make you laugh. Kevin Hart backdivorcefunny share on social
Almost anything can be funny if said the right way - but it has to be said the right way. Kevin Hart funny Change image and share on social
I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house. Zsa Zsa Gabor househousekeeperleave Change image and share on social
It's a funny thing about rap, that when you say 'I' into the microphone, it's like a public confession. It's very strange. Zadie Smith confessionfunnymicrophone Change image and share on social
Twitter's a funny one. I mean, it's good in some respects, but I can't stand it in other respects. You know there are too many opinions, people get opinions mixed up, and people get being rude mixed up with 'that's my opinion.' Dionne Bromfield funnygoodmix share on social
I don't think the public is dying to see me necessarily be funny all the time. Ben Stiller diefunnynecessarily Change image and share on social
On the stage you're there, it's live. There's a beginning, a middle, an end. When something is funny you hear it right away. Theodore Bikel beginendfunny Change image and share on social