The funny thing is, I was never purposely blonde. I just got highlights, and then you get highlights over highlights, and then it looks like you're blonde. Cheri Oteri blondefunnyhighlight Change image and share on social
George Booth and I are both funny, and from afar, without meeting, admired each other's work. Bill Cosby admireafarbooth Change image and share on social
You can do anything with bayonets except sit on them. Thomas Hardy bayonetsit Change image and share on social
You really have no idea whether or not what you're writing is funny. In stand-up and sketch comedy, you know right away and you can make your changes accordingly. Michael Showalter comedyfunnyidea Change image and share on social
The Internet has done nothing but good for comedy all around. Comedians no longer have to rely on TV execs and club owners deciding if they are funny or not. Doug Stanhope clubcomediancomedy Change image and share on social
I think God has a sense of humor, and the way my lessons come from God is very funny. I have to laugh at myself even if it's a tough lesson. Yvette Nicole Brown funnygodhumor Change image and share on social
Progress might have been alright once, but it has gone on too long. Ogden Nash alrightlongprogress Change image and share on social
The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron. Phyllis Diller accidentallydayenjoy Change image and share on social
Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you. Joey Adams avoidgrowold Change image and share on social
Everything seems fine until you're about 40. Then something is definitely beginning to go wrong. And you look in the mirror with your old habit of thinking, 'While I accept that everyone grows old and dies, it's a funny thing, but I'm an exception to that rule.' Martin Amis acceptbeginexception share on social
