Memories are like mulligatawny soup in a cheap restaurant. It is best not to stir them. P. G. Wodehouse cheapmemorymulligatawny Change image and share on social
The funny thing is, I was never purposely blonde. I just got highlights, and then you get highlights over highlights, and then it looks like you're blonde. Cheri Oteri blondefunnyhighlight Change image and share on social
I like to make jokes; I consider myself a funny person. I just think making jokes about people who are in a situation beyond their control is not funny to them or their families. Maria Shriver controlfamilyfunny Change image and share on social
I remember watching Margaret Cho with my grandmother on TV. She was my hero, not only because she was funny, but because she showed me that it's okay to be yourself, that it's okay to be a brash yellow girl and to be a strong and brave woman. Awkwafina brashbravecho share on social
I believe in rules. Sure I do. If there weren't any rules, how could you break them? Leo Durocher breakrule Change image and share on social
Turns out you have a really fun time if you go to work every day and focus on being silly and funny and happy! Hannah Murray dayfocusfun Change image and share on social
One thing I would say is real cops have real gallows senses of humor and make incredibly funny and inappropriate jokes in the presence of dead people all the time. Daniel J. Goor copdeadfunny Change image and share on social
The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it. Terry Pratchett comeinsistmind Change image and share on social
Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you. Joey Adams avoidgrowold Change image and share on social
In a funny way, poems are suited to modern life. They're short, they're intense. Nobody has time to read a 700-page book. People read magazines, and a poem takes less time than an article. Caroline Kennedy articlebookfunny Change image and share on social
