Women would rather be right than reasonable. Ogden Nash reasonablewoman Change image and share on social
The most exciting happiness is the happiness generated by forces beyond your control. Ogden Nash controlexcitforce Change image and share on social
Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore. Ogden Nash childgivehappy Change image and share on social
The bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance, yet we quit it with regret; we make up our minds every night to leave it early, but we make up our bodies every morning to keep it late. Ogden Nash bedbodybundle Change image and share on social
Remorse is a violent dyspepsia of the mind. Ogden Nash dyspepsiamindremorse Change image and share on social
Every New Year is the direct descendant, isn't it, of a long line of proven criminals? Ogden Nash criminaldescendantdirect Change image and share on social
No, you never get any fun out of the things you haven't done. Ogden Nash funthing Change image and share on social
Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave when they think that their children are naive. Ogden Nash childnaiveparent Change image and share on social
If you don't want to work you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work. Ogden Nash earnmoneywork Change image and share on social
A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. Ogden Nash animalchildcold Change image and share on social
