People who have what they want are fond of telling people who haven't what they want that they really don't want it. Ogden Nash fondpeopletell Change image and share on social
A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. Ogden Nash animalchildcold Change image and share on social
I hope my tongue in prune juice smothers, If I belittle dogs and mothers. Ogden Nash belittledoghope Change image and share on social
Women would rather be right than reasonable. Ogden Nash reasonablewoman Change image and share on social
Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore. Ogden Nash childgivehappy Change image and share on social
Remorse is a violent dyspepsia of the mind. Ogden Nash dyspepsiamindremorse Change image and share on social
The bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance, yet we quit it with regret; we make up our minds every night to leave it early, but we make up our bodies every morning to keep it late. Ogden Nash bedbodybundle Change image and share on social
Every New Year is the direct descendant, isn't it, of a long line of proven criminals? Ogden Nash criminaldescendantdirect Change image and share on social
One man's remorse is another man's reminiscence. Ogden Nash manreminiscenceremorse Change image and share on social
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. Ogden Nash dogdoorperpetually Change image and share on social
