Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore. Ogden Nash childgivehappy Change image and share on social
The bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance, yet we quit it with regret; we make up our minds every night to leave it early, but we make up our bodies every morning to keep it late. Ogden Nash bedbodybundle Change image and share on social
Remorse is a violent dyspepsia of the mind. Ogden Nash dyspepsiamindremorse Change image and share on social
Children aren't happy with nothing to ignore, and that's what parents were created for. Ogden Nash childcreatehappy Change image and share on social
There is only one way to achieve happiness on this terrestrial ball, and that is to have either a clear conscience or none at all. Ogden Nash achieveballclear Change image and share on social
No, you never get any fun out of the things you haven't done. Ogden Nash funthing Change image and share on social
Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave when they think that their children are naive. Ogden Nash childnaiveparent Change image and share on social
I think that I shall never see a billboard lovely as a tree. Perhaps, unless the billboards fall, I'll never see a tree at all. Ogden Nash billboardfalllovely Change image and share on social
The most exciting happiness is the happiness generated by forces beyond your control. Ogden Nash controlexcitforce Change image and share on social
Women would rather be right than reasonable. Ogden Nash reasonablewoman Change image and share on social
