I went to college thinking of maybe pursuing a career in film criticism. Michael Showalter careercollegecriticism Change image and share on social
I think narcissists are endlessly watchable. The way they view the world and the way they interact within the world. Michael Showalter endlesslyinteractnarcissist Change image and share on social
Love is such a confusing word. You think I'm joking but I'm not. Michael Showalter confusejokelove Change image and share on social
Cats aren't cooperative in the same way that other animals are. You can train a dog to act, but you can't train a cat in the same way. Michael Showalter actanimalcat Change image and share on social
Many fans don't have the leisure time to track my every word. They're too busy brainstorming solutions to the economic crisis and winning Pulitzers. Michael Showalter brainstormbusycrisis Change image and share on social
For me, Twitter works best as a way of taking pictures of being stuck in traffic on the Brooklyn Bridge. If people really want to read really funny quips about life, parenting, and pop culture, then by all means read Michael Ian Black's tweets. Michael Showalter blackbridgebrooklyn share on social
In real life, comedians aren't funny. Michael Showalter comedianfunnylife Change image and share on social
I am a big proponent of writing a great outline. That way you can avoid hitting a roadblock. There is no worse feeling than writing yourself into a corner but if you've figured it all out in the outline then you won't have that problem. Michael Showalter avoidbadlybig share on social
I've always balked at anything that feels like a clique, even if it's not always in my best interest to do so. I like each individual, fedora-wearing hipster - it's just the greater gestalt that rubs me the wrong way. Michael Showalter balkcliquefedora share on social
