I've always loved going to see Broadway shows. I've seen 'em all: Rent, Chorus Line, Cats, West Side Story, Guys & Dolls, Wicked, you name it! Michael Showalter broadwaycatchorus Change image and share on social
Many fans don't have the leisure time to track my every word. They're too busy brainstorming solutions to the economic crisis and winning Pulitzers. Michael Showalter brainstormbusycrisis Change image and share on social
I went to college thinking of maybe pursuing a career in film criticism. Michael Showalter careercollegecriticism Change image and share on social
I mean, do you really think Paul Krugman is checking his Twitter account every day to read what I write? Of course not. Every other day maybe, but not every day. Michael Showalter accountcheckday Change image and share on social
I think narcissists are endlessly watchable. The way they view the world and the way they interact within the world. Michael Showalter endlesslyinteractnarcissist Change image and share on social
I'm not big on fat jokes. That's a little beneath me. I'm not a huge fan of making a joke - and as I say this, I'm sure I do it - completely at someone else's expense. Michael Showalter beneathbigcompletely Change image and share on social
Love is such a confusing word. You think I'm joking but I'm not. Michael Showalter confusejokelove Change image and share on social
Cats aren't cooperative in the same way that other animals are. You can train a dog to act, but you can't train a cat in the same way. Michael Showalter actanimalcat Change image and share on social
You really have no idea whether or not what you're writing is funny. In stand-up and sketch comedy, you know right away and you can make your changes accordingly. Michael Showalter comedyfunnyidea Change image and share on social
