My childhood should have taught me lessons for my own fatherhood, but it didn't because parenting can only be learned by people who have no children. Bill Cosby childchildhoodfatherhood Change image and share on social
The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic. Bill Cosby childhoodendlesslyessence Change image and share on social
I don't care what right-wing white people are thinking. Bill Cosby carepeoplethink Change image and share on social
I love cake. I love pie. I love potato chips. I love salt. I do not want yogurt, plain yogurt. It's healthy. 'Why don't you like it?' Because it tastes like bad breath. Bill Cosby badbreathcake Change image and share on social
Our children are angry. The profanity is out in the street. It's on the buses and in the subway. Our children are trying to tell us something, and we are not listening. Bill Cosby angrybusechild Change image and share on social
We've got to get the gun out of the hands of people who are supposed to be on neighborhood watch. Bill Cosby gunhandhave Change image and share on social
I want to get violence - I want schools to start from K through 12 to just every day have teachers understand that they don't want to talk about anything that is violent, and they want to explain to the children how bad violence is and how behavior - violent behavior, is something that they really should not practice and think about. Bill Cosby badbehaviorchild share on social
Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think - in a deeper voice. Bill Cosby deephearvoice Change image and share on social
Racial humor was about 35% of my act when I first started. But I realized that it was a crutch. What brought it home was when another comedian said to me, 'If you changed color tomorrow, you wouldn't have any material.' He meant it as a put-down, but I took it as a challenge. Bill Cosby actbringchallenge share on social
I see Obama as Sisyphus in the first four years. And nobody would speak about the size of the rock, or the elevation of the hill. All you hear people talk about is what he didn't do. Bill Cosby elevationhearhill Change image and share on social