Top 18 Quotes by Jerry Stiller

Anne hated the idea of putting me down in front of the audience.

Being on a sitcom stops me from getting Alzheimer's.

I shave without using shaving cream.

I don't think my judgment is that good. I don't know what is funny.

Creative comedy is like growing geraniums in a mine field.

Anne is very forgiving. She doesn't care about money, being rich, or clothes. We never argued about finances.

It can make you sad to look at pictures from your youth. So there's a trick to it. The trick is not to look at the later pictures.

Never go for the punch line. There might be something funnier on the way.

We managed to hang in there. Today when people get married there's a tendency to run away when things get tough. There is a lot of strength in hanging together.

My father and mother - I figured if I could make them laugh, they'd stop fighting. I stole all their material.