Top 451 Funny Quotes

Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.

It's funny because I'm a sucker for glitz and glitter when it comes to clothes and nail polish, but with my makeup, I'm more comfortable with a natural look. It feels more like me.

Larry David finds a way to make jokes about the Holocaust. It would never have occurred to me. And it was funny.

Claude Kirk could be hysterically funny and fearlessly bold, and he championed the environment, education, and diversity long before those issues were fashionable.

I did years of summer stock. I sort of only wanted to be an actor. And then at 19, I was funny, and I had some of these bits that I did for friends, and I immediately could get on television.

My target audience is anyone who finds the world interesting and human behavior fascinating, terrible, inspiring, funny, and occasionally, mysterious.

It's funny to see the finished product of a movie, stuff that's so beautiful, and to remember the particulars.

If you think about it, there aren't that many women who are in their 40s, who are Jewish and funny and stage-worthy.

It's so funny, I've done so many projects where I've been interrogated. I guest starred on almost every hour drama, and I'm always the guy they think is the bad guy but then they find out is not.

It's a funny thing about me. I don't have any interest in food most of the time now, although when I was a kid I was always hungry.