If you could cross a lion and a monkey, that's what I'd be, because monkeys are funny and lions are strong. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes cross funny lion
I'm the most inappropriate dad. I curse in front of my kids and their friends. I let my kids watch R-rated movies. I'll walk by the movie theater and say, 'Let's go see that,' and my kids will say, 'No, it's rated R. It's not appropriate for kids.' I'm like Uncle Dad. We have fun. I don't live with them, but I drive over four days a week. Marlon Wayans cursedadday share on social
I had to do the full body shave for the first coupla weeks of 'White Chicks,' then I said, 'You know what? I'm just gonna be a hairy white chick 'cause this is too much! Marlon Wayans bodychickcoupla Change image and share on social
Gotta stay in the gym, stay funny, stay sharp. I just love working. Marlon Wayans funnygottagym Change image and share on social
I'm sure back in the Greek days or the Roman Empire days, when guys fought in arenas and were fighting lions, people were talking smack. Every era in history has someone talking smack. No way you can have talent and not proclaim your victory. J. B. Smoove arenabackday share on social
I think Chelsea Handler is the funniest woman. David Alan Grier chelseafunnyhandler Change image and share on social
If I ever did cross over I would like to do it tactfully. I don't want to offend anyone in country. Can you have the best of both worlds? I sure like the idea of it! Bryan White countrycrossidea Change image and share on social