Top 451 Funny Quotes

This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last.

This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last.

Oscar Wilde

When you're out of sight for as long as I was, there's a funny feeling of betrayal that comes over people when they see you again.

When you're out of sight for as long as I was, there's a funny feeling of betrayal that comes over people when they see you again.

Esther Williams

I've worked for years with Michael Kors, and he's just like this funny, charismatic guy.

I've worked for years with Michael Kors, and he's just like this funny, charismatic guy.

Erin Heatherton

I heard that people were really interested in the new haircut, which I think is so funny. Great haircut, I really like it. It goes great with the time period. And I was super, super, super-happy to have my bangs swept to the side rather than straight in front of me, which I dealt with for three seasons. I'm very, very much done with that.

Elisabeth Moss

I was the kid next door's imaginary friend.

I was the kid next door's imaginary friend.

Emo Philips

When you're a woman, you have to work harder to get a laugh... I follow so many hilarious women on Twitter. It's a daily reminder that women get to be funny.

When you're a woman, you have to work harder to get a laugh... I follow so many hilarious women on Twitter. It's a daily reminder that women get to be funny.

Rainbow Rowell

If you have spent any time with Barack Obama, you know he's a funny guy. He's a good guy. He knows sports.

If you have spent any time with Barack Obama, you know he's a funny guy. He's a good guy. He knows sports.

Ed Rendell

Sure, I am funny and have a good sense of humor. Mostly, though, I just tell the truth. The internal dialogue people have in their heads - I just write it.

Sure, I am funny and have a good sense of humor. Mostly, though, I just tell the truth. The internal dialogue people have in their heads - I just write it.

Kara Swisher

It's funny because it's funny.

It's funny because it's funny.

David Spade

I can never tell when something is funny. I just have to do it onstage and find out.

I can never tell when something is funny. I just have to do it onstage and find out.

Margaret Cho

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