If you think about it, there aren't that many women who are in their 40s, who are Jewish and funny and stage-worthy. Amanda Peet 40sfunnyjewish Change image and share on social
It's a funny thing about me. I don't have any interest in food most of the time now, although when I was a kid I was always hungry. Alan Ladd foodfunnyhungry Change image and share on social
Same thing, like my commercials are often times really funny because I tend to find 30 seconds is a really good amount of time to tell a joke. Alex Winter amountcommercialfind Change image and share on social
If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee. Abraham Lincoln bringcoffeetea Change image and share on social
About 100 things that your kid will do that will surprise you and break your heart and it will be a combination of fact based therapy, medically advised kinds of passages accompanied by celebrity anecdotes and just some funny stuff to lighten the load. Alan Thicke accompanyadviseanecdote share on social
I had gone to New York with no plan at all. I did a lot of jobs - barman, teacher, security guard, postman and construction worker - and I was meeting many eccentric characters, and they were saying funny things, which I always wrote down. Adrian McKinty barmancharacterconstruction share on social
If Joy Behar or Sherri Shepherd was a dude, they'd be off TV. They're not funny enough for dudes. What if Roseanne Barr was a dude? Think we'd know who she was? Adam Carolla barrbehardude Change image and share on social
It's kind of a funny way to put it, but if you want to study a dynamic economic system, what you'd like to be able to do is focus on the linkages, say, between asset markets and the macro economy without having to model everything at the same time. Lars Peter Hansen assetdynamiceconomic share on social
I've never directed before, so I need to make sure that people know that I can. The movie that I've written, 'The Sophisticates,' is a... small ensemble comedy and I hope it's charming and funny. Lena Headey charmcomedydirect Change image and share on social
If my kids were to make a talking doll of me as a mother, one of my recorded phrases would be 'I will throw that in the trash.' 'If you don't put that down right now, I will throw that in the trash.' It's very funny to hear myself say certain things - like noticing which phrases become the most popular to use. Justine Bateman dollfunnyhear share on social