Top 451 Funny Quotes

The thing about For Better or Worse is the only thing that made me an okay director for that is that I have a sense of humor, and it was supposed to be funny.

The thing about For Better or Worse is the only thing that made me an okay director for that is that I have a sense of humor, and it was supposed to be funny.

Jason Alexander

Let me tell you something. I'm a funny girl, and I gave birth to what? Funny. I can't help it. It just is what it is, and my kids have been around my antics so long, it kind of rubs off a little bit. So when it comes to what you see, you only see what is really manifesting in our lives at the time.

Niecy Nash

It's funny: people who meet me say, 'I thought you'd be different.' But I'm still the same guy.

It's funny: people who meet me say, 'I thought you'd be different.' But I'm still the same guy.

Bill Engvall

I come from a time when people like Bob Newhart and Bill Cosby told stories that were devastatingly funny without being off-color.

I come from a time when people like Bob Newhart and Bill Cosby told stories that were devastatingly funny without being off-color.

Bill Engvall

Macho does not prove mucho.

Macho does not prove mucho.

Zsa Zsa Gabor

There is nothing funny about a well-adjusted, intelligent person making the right choices.

There is nothing funny about a well-adjusted, intelligent person making the right choices.

Tim Heidecker

It's funny; people get so doctrinaire about music. It should be the last thing you don't have an open mind about.

It's funny; people get so doctrinaire about music. It should be the last thing you don't have an open mind about.

Randy Newman

Filming is a funny combination of having a good time and not being able to wait until it's over.

Filming is a funny combination of having a good time and not being able to wait until it's over.

Nicole Holofcener

I used to say I wanted somebody funny and intelligent, but kindness is the most important quality in a man.

I used to say I wanted somebody funny and intelligent, but kindness is the most important quality in a man.

Cat Deeley

I grew up a really shy kid, but I always surrounded myself with a lot funny people. It depends on the day - if I feel like being quiet, I will be. I'm not a complete goofball, though.

I grew up a really shy kid, but I always surrounded myself with a lot funny people. It depends on the day - if I feel like being quiet, I will be. I'm not a complete goofball, though.

Manny Montana

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