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How many legs does a dog have if you call his tail a leg? Four. Saying that a tail is a leg doesn't make it a leg. Abraham Lincoln calldogleg Change image and share on social
Ballots are the rightful and peaceful successors to bullets. Abraham Lincoln ballotbulletpeaceful Change image and share on social
Give me six hours to chop down a tree and I will spend the first four sharpening the axe. Abraham Lincoln axechopgive Change image and share on social
I have friends of mine that are actors or singers, and they're the classic guys where, they're onstage, and they're like, 'Okay, the blonde in the third row, seat 24, bring her to my dressing room.' I've never, never taken advantage of that, I swear to God. Jaime Camil actoradvantageblonde share on social
I don't really go out that much, if I'm honest. I'm quite a recluse. If I had my way, I'd probably be at home most of the time with a book and a cup of tea or glass of wine. Amber Le Bon bookcupglass Change image and share on social
I'm not a morning person: I can't function until I've had a coffee - or several. Alastair Reynolds coffeefunctionhave Change image and share on social