Top 451 Funny Quotes

I loved Omar Vizquel. He tells some really long jokes, and he has his own way of telling them, but he can make every joke very funny. He would always come up with jokes on the loudspeaker on the bus.

I loved Omar Vizquel. He tells some really long jokes, and he has his own way of telling them, but he can make every joke very funny. He would always come up with jokes on the loudspeaker on the bus.

Steve Finley

It's a fun job, but it's stressful because you have to be funny. You have to have punch lines and captions. Be funny now! And if you're not inspired, they don't care - be funny now! They have to fill that hole the next day.

Steve Breen

When I first started as an editorial cartoonist, I was terrified on a daily basis. Filling that hole the next day, knowing that tens of thousands of people were going to expect something funny. There is still that pressure, but you kind of learn how to cope with it a little better.

Steve Breen

The British are so funny. It's like they can't believe I lived in Hackney. 'You could live in Bondi Beach. Why would you want to live in 'Ackney?' But Hackney's fantastic. I'm serious. There are so many artists there. I loved the markets, the parks, the pubs, the diversity. It was a cultural melting-pot.

Rose Byrne

In 'Sidney's Comet,' thanks to all the consumerism, all the garbage had to be put in deep space, even though we're not supposed to litter the cosmos - that was an environmental message. Although it was funny, it had an important message.

Brian Herbert

I always thought it was funny that my grandparents had bought a ticket to New York and ended up in Glasgow.

I always thought it was funny that my grandparents had bought a ticket to New York and ended up in Glasgow.

Peter Capaldi

Everything is so funny in the movie. The funniest thing about the movie is the transformations they were able to make with the characters.

Everything is so funny in the movie. The funniest thing about the movie is the transformations they were able to make with the characters.

Joe Viterelli

I used to stutter really badly. Everybody thinks it's funny. And it's not funny. It's not.

I used to stutter really badly. Everybody thinks it's funny. And it's not funny. It's not.

Joe Biden

People say that life is the thing, but I prefer reading.

People say that life is the thing, but I prefer reading.

Logan Pearsall Smith

I have a really dry sense of humor. I don't think it's funny when people wink at the camera. That's more of an actor thing, just committing to whatever the thing is.

I have a really dry sense of humor. I don't think it's funny when people wink at the camera. That's more of an actor thing, just committing to whatever the thing is.

Topher Grace

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