In high school, I tried to cook dinner for a girl, and it was horrific. It was at her house. I was trying to make pork chops with my mom's recipe, just trying to be Mr. Awesome, like, 'Yeah, I cook, too.' But I just burned everything. There was smoke everywhere. Kyle Bornheimer awesomeburnchop share on social
Even when they have a star that they're going after, casting directors love, if anything, just the excuse to see people. They like to have a dugout full of actors that they can go to. Kyle Bornheimer actorcastdirector Change image and share on social
I played a waiter on 'Will & Grace,' a waiter on 'Medium' and on 'Weeds.' They all got cut out. I'm an awful waiter in real life. Maybe I was an awful waiter on screen, too. Kyle Bornheimer awfulcutgrace Change image and share on social
For a year, I was the world's worst assistant to a talent manager. I was awful at it. Really disorganized. Just not the person you want at the front desk of your office. Kyle Bornheimer assistantawfulbad Change image and share on social
I've been at this a long time, but commercials are what hit for me. Casting directors watch those commercials. Kyle Bornheimer castcommercialdirector Change image and share on social
I don't find that I subscribe or believe in many rules about what comedy is and what makes it funny. Kyle Bornheimer comedyfindfunny Change image and share on social
My dad had a huge movie collection. So we all had a good sense of entertainment history. I was a Jack Lemmon fan more than most people from my generation. Kyle Bornheimer collectiondadentertainment Change image and share on social
