Did you ever notice that the first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone? Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes belong carousel luggage
On vacations: We hit the sunny beaches where we occupy ourselves keeping the sun off our skin, the saltwater off our bodies, and the sand out of our belongings. Erma Bombeck beachbelongingbody Change image and share on social
Someone once threw me a small, brown, hairy kiwi fruit, and I threw a wastebasket over it until it was dead. Erma Bombeck browndeadfruit Change image and share on social
Like religion, politics, and family planning, cereal is not a topic to be brought up in public. It's too controversial. Erma Bombeck bringcerealcontroversial Change image and share on social
You probably found 'How to Survive a Robot Uprising' in the humor section. Let's just hope that is where it belongs. Daniel H. Wilson belongfindhope Change image and share on social
The 'Carousel' overture has always been one of my all-time favorite pieces of music. Kelli O'Hara carouselfavoritemusic Change image and share on social
The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage. Mark Russell airlinecomposelose Change image and share on social