Horse racing is waning in popularity. Elayne Boosler horsepopularityrace Change image and share on social
My family was totally non-religious. There was no question we were Jewish, but we were not observant. Elayne Boosler familyjewishobservant Change image and share on social
Sometimes, if you really don't know how you feel about a topic, reading how both sides argue it can help. Elayne Boosler arguefeelread Change image and share on social
I guess in general, people tend to not eat the cute animals. Elayne Boosler animalcuteeat Change image and share on social
I don't categorize myself. I don't think I'm perceived as a female act by my audience. My fans include just as many men as women. Elayne Boosler actaudiencecategorize Change image and share on social
Pigs are smarter than dogs, and both are smarter than Congress. Elayne Boosler congressdogpig Change image and share on social
Ever notice that Soup for One is eight aisles away from Party Mix? Elayne Boosler aislemixnotice Change image and share on social
Wouldn't it be great if you could only get AIDS by giving money to television preachers? Elayne Boosler aidgivegreat Change image and share on social
I'm just a person trapped inside a woman's body. Elayne Boosler bodyinsideperson Change image and share on social
My ancestors wandered lost in the wilderness for forty years because even in biblical times, men would not stop to ask for directions. Elayne Boosler ancestorbiblicaldirection Change image and share on social