I can't get married. I can't fake sleep for 30 years. Elayne Boosler fakemarrysleep Change image and share on social
My breakup with AT&T is final, and I'm done with Skype as the rebound guy. Elayne Boosler breakupfinalguy Change image and share on social
I guess in general, people tend to not eat the cute animals. Elayne Boosler animalcuteeat Change image and share on social
The message of great art is to disturb. Elayne Boosler artdisturbgreat Change image and share on social
Ever notice that Soup for One is eight aisles away from Party Mix? Elayne Boosler aislemixnotice Change image and share on social
When I played the Sahara Hotel in Las Vegas on New Year's Eve, I got to bring Wiley, my 85-pound black lab. He's responsible for my favorite New Year's memory of all: At the end of the show, he ran onstage and then out across all the tables in the showroom, sending champagne glasses and gamblers flying. Elayne Boosler blackbringchampagne share on social