Top 66 Quotes by Elayne Boosler

About Elayne Boosler

These are some quotes by American author Elayne Boosler Comedian, who was born on August 18, 1952.

I've never been able to write for stand-up.

I've never been able to write for stand-up.

Elayne Boosler

I love being down at Occupy Wall Street. The sincerity, the youth involvement, the desire for better, is palpable and moving. There is true caring, sharing, and refreshingly naive hope.

I love being down at Occupy Wall Street. The sincerity, the youth involvement, the desire for better, is palpable and moving. There is true caring, sharing, and refreshingly naive hope.

Elayne Boosler

I am thankful that all the people in the world who absolutely, positively, know what God wants, usually kill mostly each other.

I am thankful that all the people in the world who absolutely, positively, know what God wants, usually kill mostly each other.

Elayne Boosler

Wouldn't it be great to see a line in all movie credits that truthfully says, 'Nobody was harmed in the making of this film, and at the cast party, all animals got a belly belly belly rub.'

Wouldn't it be great to see a line in all movie credits that truthfully says, 'Nobody was harmed in the making of this film, and at the cast party, all animals got a belly belly belly rub.'

Elayne Boosler

As a standup comedian, I've worked almost every New Year's Eve of my adult life. It's the best-paying night of the year.

As a standup comedian, I've worked almost every New Year's Eve of my adult life. It's the best-paying night of the year.

Elayne Boosler

I have no complaints about losing money I put in high-risk investments. I did some of that when I had real money; my informed choice, my measured gamble.

I have no complaints about losing money I put in high-risk investments. I did some of that when I had real money; my informed choice, my measured gamble.

Elayne Boosler

Horse racing is waning in popularity.

Horse racing is waning in popularity.

Elayne Boosler

I'm just a person trapped inside a woman's body.

I'm just a person trapped inside a woman's body.

Elayne Boosler

I know what men want. Men want to be really, really close to someone who will leave them alone.

I know what men want. Men want to be really, really close to someone who will leave them alone.

Elayne Boosler

I've thought for the last decade or so, the only actual place raw truth was seeping through in newspapers was on the Comics Pages. They were able to pull off intelligent social comment, pure truths not found elsewhere in the news pages, and had the ability to make it all funny, entertaining, and pertinent.

Elayne Boosler

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