You know, if you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport. Elayne Boosler deerhuntkill Change image and share on social
I am thankful I was born in America, although if I gain any more weight the burqa thing may start to seem like a good idea to me. See? Another plus about America, you can always find some food. Elayne Boosler americabearburqa Change image and share on social
When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking. Elayne Boosler countrydepresseat Change image and share on social
A study last year showed that the page you turn to first in the newspaper can be a predictor of how long you will live. No surprise, turning first to the Comics Pages prolongs your life. Elayne Boosler comiclifelive Change image and share on social
I don't categorize myself. I don't think I'm perceived as a female act by my audience. My fans include just as many men as women. Elayne Boosler actaudiencecategorize Change image and share on social
Turkeys know their names, come when you call, and are totally affectionate. They're better than teenagers. Elayne Boosler affectionatecallname Change image and share on social
We've seen the uproars around the world concerning cartoons depicting the prophet Mohammad. Anyone who does not think comic strips are relevant never had a fatwa put on him/her for drawing a picture. Elayne Boosler cartooncomicdepict Change image and share on social
I deliver very traditionally, and people aren't threatened. I think if I cursed or seemed wilder, I couldn't get away with the amount of very opinionated politics I get away with. Elayne Boosler amountcursedeliver Change image and share on social
I think about death. I don't want to die with clothes in the cleaners. Elayne Boosler cleanerclothedeath Change image and share on social
While editors and newspaper owners currently fret over shrinking readership and lost profits, they do the one thing that insures cutting their own throats; they keep reducing space for the one feature that attracts new young readers in the first place; the comic strips. Elayne Boosler attractcomiccut share on social
