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I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something is wrong with me. Elayne Boosler divorcehavemarry Change image and share on social
Ever notice that Soup for One is eight aisles away from Party Mix? Elayne Boosler aislemixnotice Change image and share on social
I am thankful the most important key in history was invented. It's not the key to your house, your car, your boat, your safety deposit box, your bike lock or your private community. It's the key to order, sanity, and peace of mind. The key is 'Delete.' Elayne Boosler bikeboatbox share on social
I do an hour's yoga and go running every day. Then I see a picture of myself and I still look like a skinny, potbellied idiot - and I thought I had turned into this superhunk! Chris Martin dayhouridiot Change image and share on social
I'm tall, fat, rather bald, red-faced, double-chinned, black-haired, have a deep voice, and wear glasses for reading. C. S. Lewis baldblackchin Change image and share on social
Why do men fight who were born to be brothers? James Longstreet bearbrotherfight Change image and share on social